Naruto and everyone are just hanging out at the studio:
“Yo, this is freakin annoying me. Why are here?” Naruto shouts in frustration.  He begins to pace back and forth out of impatience, while Sasuke sighs.
“We were called her for a reason, dobe! Obviously something is up,” Sakura, who is sitting in his lap, nods in agreement.
“Shut up Sasuke-teme!” he retaliates. “It’s just been a while you know,”
“N-Naruto-kun,” Hinata begins to stutter. “You h-have to give him time. He’s d-depressed,”
“I know, but it’s been too long. Why he’s so sad anyways?”
“That’s not our business,” Ino says while munching on a chocolate chip cookie. Kiaryu is sitting next to her listening to his IPod, bobbing his head to the music.
“It can’t be that bad. It’s not worst than the show being off for so long. Our ratings are going down and my fans miss me!” Naruto declares. Just about everyone laughs, Ino and Sakura laugh hysterically. TenTen shakes her head and even Hinata giggles a little.
“What fans?!” Kiba snickers punching him in the arm. “You aren’t the most popular character. You’re no where close!”
“Oh yeah, I bet I have more fans than you, doggie boy. Who’s the most popular anyways?”
Lee walks into the room with a clipboard, overhearing the conversation. “Recent polls show that Kiaryu, Ino, and Sasuke are the most popular characters. You’re like tenth or something, behind Shiro,”
“WHATTTTT! Are you fucking serious? I’m behind that imbecile!” Naruto screams. Shiro, who is standing against a wall with his arms folded merely laughs.
“I’m surprised you knew that word and used it correctly! What can I say? Girls like mysterious guys. You’re an annoyance!” Naruto begins to charge at him, but Neji intervenes.
“Wait a minute, let me look at that. I’m behind Ino? How’s that possible?” Sakura questions while Ino laughs.
“What’s wrong Billboard-Brow? Mad that you’re behind me?! Haha, this is too rich!”
Naruto just looks at Kiaryu, who is still tuning out everyone with his music. “It doesn’t really surprise me that Kiaryu’s the most popular. Why do all the girls like him?”
“Because he’s hotter than the sun,” Ino replies hugging her boyfriend.
“Did you say something?” he responds taking out the earphones.
Just then Jamaal (me) walks into the room. Most people smile when they see him; however Naruto is a little pissed.
“Well, look who finally showed up, after 10,000 years!” he says. TenTen slaps him in the arm and goes to give Jamaal a welcoming hug.
“Naruto, Naruto, just as impatient as ever. I’m glad to see all of you came,” Jamaal says.
“Are you okay?” Ino asks.
“Yeah, I’m doing better.  Just needed some time away that’s all,” Jamaal replies.
“Why are you eating ice cream then?” Naruto asks, referring to he three scoop vanilla ice cream cone in his hand.
“Just because I have ice cream doesn’t mean I’m depressed! It’s like ninety fucking five degrees out there!”
“Yeah, yeah whatever,” Naruto says. Sakura then punches him hard in the face. He goes flying into the wall as a large bump grows from the spot of impact.
“SHUT THE HELL UP! HE’S HERE ISN’T HE! NOW WE CAN CONTINUE THE SHOW!” The spiky blond teenager slowly picks himself up, rubbing his head.
“No need for violence, but yes we can continue on now. That’s why I called you all here, so I could let you know and we can start shooting for the next episode soon. I’m going to propose an eight hour marathon of all sixteen episodes, before the new one airs,” Jamaal announces.
“Can’t we just go ahead and show episode 17?” Naruto complains.
“This is Episode 17!” Jamaal clarifies.
“No it’s not. It’s just us talking. This isn’t part of the storyline,” he points out.
“It can if I want it to. I’m the creator. I can do whatever I want,” Jamaal replies.
“It’s not a part of the TRUE storyline,” Naruto restates. Everyone sighs and Jamaal merely laughs.
“I’m about to make drastic changes to the plot. I can see it now. All of a sudden Naruto becomes gay and changes his name to Naruta Uzumaki. He then gets a sex change and most everyone is appalled by the fact. Sasuke falls in love with Naruta and they really hit it off, but Neji is jealous. Sasuke soon finds out that Naruta had been cheating on him with Neji and the two guys fight for her love. It’s a tight match, but Naruta eventually steps in and breaks up the fight. She then apologizes and picks Sasuke over Neji. Neji then shoots himself out of depression and TenTen is left alone. Sakura gives up on Sasuke and she and TenTen become a lesbian couple. They all live happily ever after, until Sasuke is somehow killed by Neji’s ghost, rendering Naruta without a boyfriend. She then resorts to Sakura and TenTen and they have a threesome! The End,” Jamaal finishes.
Sakura and TenTen give each other nervous looks. Sasuke shakes his head, emotionless, but deep down you could see his disgust. “Oh hell to the fuck no!” Neji shouts. Naruto nearly pulls his hairout. Everyone else erupts into laughter.
“Yo, I actually like that plot better!” Kiba exclaims. Sakura shakes her head no, quickly disagrees.
“That was actually pretty good, Jamaal,” Shikamaru says.
“Ok, I’ll shut up. That’s the last thing I want. No, I never want that!” Naruto says calming down.
“I figured you’d say that,” Jamaal says with a grin on his face.
“So when does this all take place. The marathon and all?” Shino questions.
“Soon, in a few days hopefully. A week at the latest. Time to get this show on the road!”
“Can’t believe he wanted to make me a girl!”